Bad Dream

Paige woke up this morning and said she was "scared, because the moons are all gone." Well, in an attempt to make her feel better, I said, "no, the moon is not gone, it's outside," which caused her to go into total hysterics. Apparently I said something wrong...

Here's Paige's telling of her Moon Horror Story:

Paige: The moon is outside and coming to get me.
Dave: No, the moon is behind the clouds.
Me: It only comes at night, the sun is out in the day.
Paige (eyes wide): The moon is going to eat the sun? The moon has BIIIIG teeth.
Dave and me: (laughter)
Paige: The moon is going to get ebborybody [sic].
Dave and me: (laughter)
Paige: The moon is like a monthster [sic].
Dave and me: (laughter)

Paige is now identifying all the objects around our house that the moon will, "get." I asked if she's done being scared, and she said, "No, the moon is still in the sky." This could be a rough day.

P.S. Paige has now said that the moon will soon be "getting" my computer. Great, and I just got this for Christmas.